as inspired by Caragh Poh
juice
does it have pulp? die. as in - i'm afraid the pulp will get caught in my throat and i will choke. juice boxes? waxy outside coating = terrible inside waxy tasting. also jabbing the straw in through that tiny hole seems like a violation.
refrigerator smell
once it begins it can't be stopped, like the smelly car episode of seinfeld
stairs and railings
not to be trusted. that glass railing on the upstairs floor of the mall - don't even get me started.
unfamiliar bed linens
also, not to be trusted. i don't care if i've known you my whole life, am related to you, or you are a professional cleaning person - i will inspect that pillowcase
the freeway median
i know that i will crash into it some day. possibly today. possibly on purpose just to see what would happen to my car.
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